romeo and juliet

aka

that escalated quickly: the play

(Source: its-tuesday-again)

sirseahorse:

stabsinthe:

if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name

#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

merlinisahuntingdetective:

datingtipsfromthedoctor:

Jack Harkness, Rory Williams and Clara Oswin Oswald walk into a bar. Who dies first? 

Dean Winchester

kanyewesticle:

MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY